Well Christmas is coming so you'll all be heading off to the shops looking for that perfect present. Here are a few tips from our local Northcote goody shop:
Who can resist any item that claims "To rank first among similar similar products."
"This product is most welcome among kids!"
I know it looks a little like a Star Wars product (it even has a picture of Chewbacca) but that's purely a coincidence, just like this next toy looks a little like it has something to do with The Incredibles.
Yeah I know he looks like Mr Incredible... but so does Mat Unwin! Anyway, I certainly don't recall Mr Incredible having "A kind of voice that comes from deep place in mind."
This 'music and lamp beautiful' is actually a magic wand.
A very 'funny amusedly' magic wand....
For the musically inclined, this is one neat saxophone! It has so many programmed tunes including rap tunes that will leave your audience crying "Get array! Get array!"
Finally, the ultimate toy for any child. A new 'little sister' with a 'guarantee of 100% satisfaction'