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An interesting ad for the Happy Valley Magic Festival, China


"Hello, may I speak to Susie?"

"Do you mean Sue-Anne?"


"Who shall I say is calling?"

".... it's Violet."

"From where?"

"Wyndham Vacation Resorts."

"I'm sorry, she doesn't have time to speak to telemarketers."

"I'm not trying to sell anything over the telephone."

"Are you marketing something?"

"I'm not trying to sell anything."

"That's not what I asked, are you marketing anything?"

"Are you her partner? I just want to tell you that you have been specially selected to..."

Then she went into a 3 minute monologue which I put on speakerphone so the Lorikeets could enjoy it. When she finished, there was silence. She said "Hello?" and strangely, when Sparks replied "Hello" in his best voice, she hung up.