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More strange sights from the Northcote discount shop


This is the 'Singing and Dancing Happy Doll'. Nice charming boy in a smart tuxedo... complete with bandana, eyepatch, machine gun and hand grenade. Why wouldn't he be happy?


Along the same lines the 'High Powered Mighty Gun' is promoted as "The Best Welcome Gifts For The Children".


This Batman Racing Car is promoted as "looking and feeling like the real thing", but the part I find odd is the statement "Beat The Dutch"...??!! 


So often these Chinese toys disappoint you when you open the box and see the actual product. Instead of improving the quality, this manufacturer has accepted the inevitable: "We beg your pardon if any difference exists between the products and the photos."