I've had this call from Telemarketers a few times over the last month, as I'm sure you all have, but I've never had it go like this before:
"Hello I'm calling from Telstra about your phone number 9486 4445."
"I just want to let you know that you will be getting a 40% reduction on your phone line rental this month."
"That's good, I'll look forward to seeing that on my bill."
Surely there was something else she was supposed to say!