Music rights for magicians
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"Don't worry, I'm not selling anything..."

"Good afternoon I am Paul Anderson calling from the Industry Directory and don't worry, I am not doing Telemarketing I am not trying to sell you something. I just want to ask you a few questions for a quick survey."

"Isn't a survey marketing?"

"No I am not selling anything."

"But if you're taking a survey, you're doing marketing?"

"No we just want to ask some questions so we can get a feel for the... (I bet he was about to say "market") business. I just want your approximate answers."

"Approximate answers...?"



"Are you working?"

"Maybe, maybe not."

"What is your occupation?"

"I'm in the industry."

"What industry?"

"Ah, if I told you, that would be a precise answer. You wanted approximate answers."


(The Indian accented Paul Anderson hangs up)