Christmas Gift Suggestions - Kris Kringles
Friday, November 07, 2008
One of the most challenging aspects of Christmas is the 'Kris Kringle'. Those two words, more than any others, create more stress in the average person than a globally warmed drought caused by a worldwide economic crisis.
You get a $5, $10 or maybe $20 budget and have to buy a gift that one of your co-workers will love.
No need to panic, we've done the leg work for you. We visited the home of Kris Kringle gifts, www.Stupid.com and selected this year's Top Ten pressies.
Order now and be prepared for the office party!
The Peter Petrie Egg Separator
A unique hand crafted ceramic jug designed to separate the yolk from the egg in the most revolting way possible.
Reclaim the rainbow! Make Doug Henning Proud!
With pens from 'Springfield Sexual Addiction Center' and 'Dr Lawrence Hughes, Proctology' no-one will ever steal your pens again!
How To Traumatise Your Children
You won't find this book at Amazon!
If this doesn't encourage your kids to stick stuff up their noses, nothing will!
A must for that magician in your life.
A real wallet, that looks like toast! What more could you want?
Resist the trend - go low tech!
Now there's no need to throw your favourite Reg Grundies away.
After eating like a pig... your mouth can smell like one too.