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Visit Mexico - Win Three Years of FREE Holidays!

Of course, in order to win you have to catch Swine Flu while you're over there...

Times Online reported that three hotel chains have started an exciting initiative designed to lure tourists back to Mexico.

The company's guarantee offers three years of free holidays to any guest who contracts the (H1N1) flu virus within 14 days of visiting its resorts in Cancun or Playa del Carmen.

What a deal! But as is the case with anything that seems too good to be true, there is a catch.

Holidaymakers who wish to claim the free holidays must prove that they have contracted Influenza (H1N1), by providing blood test results. The offer includes a companion but does not include flights.

No flights!? Well... pigs don't fly!