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8 entries from May 2011

For those at IMX who requested the words...

I'M AN ILLUSIONIST - To the tune of Monty Python's 'The Lumberjack Song'

 

I never wanted to be known as 'The Six Card Rap Guy'... dressing up in silly costumes and pretending I can sing... I wanted to be... an illusionist! (Tim strips off costume and music starts)

Leaping from showroom to showroom as I cruise down the mighty strip of Las Vegas, Nevada.   

The metamorphis trunk.

The plucky little headchopper

The sensual penetration of interlude

The thinly disguised b&d fantasy of the assistant’s revenge

Making $54 million dollars disappear faster than you can say Steve Wyrick.

Teaming up with Cirque du Soleil in a contract so tight that even they can’t get out of it

Creating a steam punk illusion show... no, no, that’s just too crazy 

With my stage crew by my side we’d sing, sing, sing!

I’m an illusionist and I’m ok

I work all night and I sleep all day

                                                He’s an illusionist and he’s ok

                                                He works all night and he sleeps all day

 

I cut up girls, and though they smile

I point and look angry

On Wednesdays I do matinees

The kiddies come to see.

                                                He cuts up girls, and though they smile

                                                He points and looks angry

                                                On Wednesdays he does matinees

                                                The kiddies come to see.

 

                                                He’s an illusionist and he’s ok

                                                He works all night and he sleeps all day

I count all of my Merlins,

now I’ve got 32.

The most important thing is

that I’ve got more than you!

                                                He counts all of his Merlins

                                                Now he’s got 32

                                                The most important thing is

                                                That he’s got more than you!!

 

                                                He’s an illusionist and he’s ok

                                                He works all night and he sleeps all day

When I need extra money,

I just put on my mask 

Revealing those illusions, is such an easy task   

 

                                                When he needs extra money

                                                He just puts on his mask.....???  (Everyone walks off in disgust) 

 

                                                He’s an illusionist and he’s ok   (Everyone runs back on singing)

                                                He works all night and he sleeps all day

 

                                                He’s an illusionist and he’s okay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [long hold] 

                                                He works all night and he sleeps all day